I really have no explanation for this one.

I really have no explanation for this one.

I used to moonlight as an elf.

I used to moonlight as an elf.

The epitome of hat technology

The epitome of hat technology

Do wigs count?

Do wigs count?

Shopping for tacos

Shopping for tacos

3x HAT COMBO

3x HAT COMBO

Feeling pretty dastardly.

Feeling pretty dastardly.

Don’t ask.

Don’t ask.

Keepin’ my pimp hand strong.

Keepin’ my pimp hand strong.

I couldn’t decide between these two. One has a bonus hat worn by some other douchebag, but my face in the other one is unsettling beyond belief. So you get both.